Not that this really means anything, but Sports Illustrated had five of its swimsuit girls rate the best-looking athletes, and Kelly Slater came out number one. Says bikini babe Brooklyn Decker: “He’s just dreamy. Eyes, mouth, the body structure. A dreamy guy.” Geez, is there anything this guy doesn’t win? No other action sports dudes cracked their top 20, but on the women’s side, Malia Jones came in at number six, Gretchen Bleiler at eight, Tara Dakides at eleven, and Veronika Kay at fifteen.
